This blog is dedicated to the science of deduction. If you’re after adjective filled pages of exaggeration, slander and tabloid journalism please follow the link to my friend Dr John Watson. He is very happy to comply in all three categories.
Despite this it seems this blog has attracted quite a lot of attention, quite an audience in fact. Unfortunately one of you is a murderer. Strange, most murderers go out of their way not to attract my attention. The murderer obviously lacks the common sense to see that and as a result I shall pay them the attention they so obviously crave and dedicate a precious moment of my time to apprehending them.
I talk of course of the obituary that was tagged to my last post.
These are the facts of what I have deduced.
Richard Valence was killed by a spider bite. The hospital was unable to identify it and couldn’t administer the right anti-venom. He died. It was assumed to be accidental.
The police showed their particular form of ignorance and didn’t carry out an autopsy.
The spider that killed him was as Funnel Web. Found commonly only in Australia, they’re kept only by collectors and zoos here in the UK. Unlikely then for one to be found lurking in a suburban house. Therefore it must have been placed there deliberately.
The doors were not forced, nor any sign of break in. There is no obvious motive nor suspect; impressive as Valence was a banker. We also found this carefully notated quote:
‘When men are most sure and arrogant, they are commonly the most mistaken, and have then given views to passion, without that proper deliberation and suspense which can alone secure them from the grossest absurdities.’ By David Hume
I persuaded Lestrade to open the case. It would be foolish to speculate beyond what facts I have but I feel that this is just the beginning.
On lighter note, I now have a spider. For the time being it is quite happy in our microwave.
